okay THIS is my favorite so far
Yo this is the story all about how
my leaf got twist turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute
meanin’ this ain’t fake
To tell you how I ‘came the mayor of a town by mistake
Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back
And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.
The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…
What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?
whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck
when no one in class is ready for the test
couples that make out non-stop in public places