magpiecrossing:

Yo this is the story all about how

my leaf got twist turned upside down

and I’d like to take a minute

meanin’ this ain’t fake

To tell you how I ‘came the mayor of a town by mistake

mexican-lassiter:

cherrymilkshake:

transgalacticwanderer:

wiggleofjudas:

saathi1013:

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

^ FACT.

The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…

What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck